In the Year.... - ("In The Year 2525...")-- This an additional parody written especially for the
2006 Dark Shadows 40th Anniversary Weekend, Brooklyn, NY.
everyone watches TV, transfixed
Dark Shadows makes its debut
with Vicki Winters and later Barnabas too
Barnabas makes Angelique his wife
Josette jumps off a cliff and Vicki is hanged
And the ladies of the night get fanged
Barnabas really didn't treat Adam all that great
Angelique vamps and Nicholas goes up in flames
Quentin and David start to play the game
Gregory Trask, Count Petofi, and Evan
are just a few of the villains to beware
and also Quentin when he's covered with hair
In the year parallel time 1970
Cyrus Longworth has a split personality
Quentin's first wife returns from the dead
and sends her sister to the grave instead
Quentin and Carolyn are the only family left alive
Everyone in town has gone insane
and Collinwood is haunted once again
Barnabas is once again a hero
He saves Quentin from Judah Zachary's head
but then Lamar shoots Angelique dead
The Collinses prepare to hold another lottery
Bramwell and Catherine survive a cursed night
And Melanie suffers from a strange neckbite
Now it has been forty years
of suspense, romance, bloopers and tears
The show has brought us joy
since we were young girls and boys
The years may still fly by
but Dark Shadows will never die
And though Sci-Fi took it away
we hope it will return someday
Copyright 2006