Sittin' in a House By the Sea -  Part 1
 
 
 
 
 
 
 JULIA'S DITTY
 
 
 
 They mentioned the Dr. as Julius, 
 But then I caught Dan's eye. 
 He said, "Look at that face, 
 it must have a place... 
 No one will notice she's no longer a guy.  
 Now I'm a'workin' in a cellar deep, 
 Teaching a monster how to speak.....
 Oooo...My electric bills are might steep! 
 In the Old House cellar deep.    
 
 
 
(Bridge)
 
 
 
 Wyncliff is one hundred miles away.             
 But escapees can walk it in a day!         
 Security never gets in the way!     
 But they all turn out okay.    
 So I follow Barnabas thoughout time.  
 And help cover up all sorts of crime. 
 For the Collin's name and fame to last 
 The problems must be solved in the past.    
 So I'm still workin' in a cellar deep  
 Tryin' hard to keep the secrets I keep.  
 Ooooo...A doctor with a new attitude 
 Here in Collinwood.
 
  
 (Words sung to the tune of the whistling part
 of the song, "Follow")
 
 
 And it's no joke- 
 I'm fast with a poke,  
 If they're hurt 
 or they're sad,
 give a sedative.
 And it's no lie,
 I'm in love with the guy, 
 And a permanent guest 
 here at Collinwood!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 ANGELIQUE'S STORY
 
 
 
 Left my home in Martinique.
 Sailed in as a Ladie's Maid. 
 Then I cast a spell, 
 made Josette & Jeremiah  
 Fall in love and run away.
 Now I'm sittin' in a house by the sea
 With my spells and potions all around me.
 Oooooo...Just a poor girl who made it good 
 Living here in Collinwood.    
 
 
 (Bridge)
 
 
 In Salem, Miranda was my name.
 Judah Zachary was my claim to fame.
 After our falling out, 
 my future was quite bleak. 
 So I was reborn as Angelique. 
 
 
 That's where my tale began. 
 Still schemin' for my perfect man. 
 I've done most of the Collin's clan 
 In this "Witches Protection Plan"! 
 Now I'm still sittin' in a house by the sea.  
 I could be Cassandra or Valerie.   
 Oooooo...Depending on the century  
 Here in Collinwood.
 
   
 
 (Words to whistling tune)
 
 
 
 If only "B" could really love me, 
 The suffering would end,
 and he was warned! 
 He shot me dead, 
 shoulda aimed for the head! 
 Hell hath not as much fury,
 as a witch who's scorned!
 
 
 
(Words are sung to the tune of the song, 
"Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay")
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                               
 MAGGIE'S CONFUSION
 
 
 
 
 I was workin' in a Coffee Shop.
 They made me wear a silly blonde wig.
 Livin' in an artist's cottage with Pop. 
 Without the wig, I made it big.  
 As innocent and calm as I seem,
 I still give out the very best scream!  
 Since Victoria went away 
 I'm here in Collinwood to stay.
 
   
 (Bridge)
 
 
 That music box really cramped my style. 
 Made me become Josette for a while.
 Then Willie's LOVE turned out to be soooo good. 
 He brought me back to the neighborhood.   
 Now all the men are in love with me.... 
 Includin' Joe, Barnabas, and Willie. 
 I've got a little of Josette in me. 
 I know that you will all agree.   
 Lookin' out on Widow's Hill.  
 Be careful or you could take a spill. 
 But even if you did you would still 
 Haunt the ins and outs of Collinwood.   
 
 
 (Words to whistling portion)
 
 
 I'm so confused over who I should choose 
 When the Vampire's bite takes away my will.
 It's Joe I'm datin', 
 but I keep on debatin' 
 When Barnabas calls,
 I get such a chill!
 
 
 
 
 Irene J. Casapulla
 Copyrights  ©  2003- 2005
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sittin' in a House By the Sea -  Part 2
 
 
 
 
 
 
LAURA'S SONG OF THE PHOENIX
 
 
 I always marry a Collins 
 No matter what the century.
 Just flew in from Phoenix  
 Makin' sure my precious urn is with me.  
 
 Now I'm a-waitin' in a fishin' shack 
 Callin' to David to come on back.  
 When it comes to fire I have such a knack! 
 My abilities are pretty whack!
   
 (Bridge)  
 
 And when I burn I disappear awhile. 
 When I return, I always am in style.
 I climb a rung on the Collin's Family Tree 
 Cause I am "HOT" in the Third Degree!    
 
 I make them think I lost my way. 
 But you know that I'm not here to stay.
 I just want my children with me  
 To be happy through eternity.  
 
 So now I'm burnin' in a fishin' shack 
 In a hundred years, I'll be comin' back! 
 When it comes to fire I have such a knack! 
 Whether I'm in Egypt or in Collinwood. 
  
 
 (Words to Whistling Tune)
 
 
 I take my chances, 
 the fire enhances  
 My natural beauty when I arise. 
 I rise from the ashes with silky eyelashes 
 A Phoenix with Collinwood Family Ties!
 
 
 
 
 CAROLYN'S TALE
 
 
 As a Stoddard I have lots of Cha-Ching... 
 As Pansy Fay I just love to sing. 
 I'm gonna dance for you  
 Then you won't feel so blue.
 
 I'm so wealthy but I don't put on airs. 
 I just love to toss my gorgeous blonde hair. 
 To men I am just "fairer-than-fair" 
 Livin' life large with hardly a care. 
 
 (Bridge)
 
 Elopement with Buzz just didn't work.
 Then I became quite obsessed with Burke. 
 I never had desire to behave. 
 Till Cousin Barnabas made me his slave.
 
 Adam wanted me to stay by his side.  
 Evil Eve he just could not abide.
 But it wasn't til' Jeb arrived 
 That I gave it up and became a bride. 
 
 Let's go drink & dance at the "Blue Whale"
 Where the rich & poor all go without fail.
 The only place in Collinsport 
 Where you can meet people of every sort.
  
 (Words to Whistling tune)
 
 I'm never lazy, sometimes I go crazy.  
 My Dad sold my soul to Leviathins. 
 But Jeb didn't do it.  
 He couldn't go through it. 
 My beauty & hair saved me once again! 
 
 
 
 
 FINALE  
 
 
 So if you love the Gramma-phone 
 And you can walk here from the Old House alone...  
 Just knock on the Mansion Door... 
 And you can be a guest forevermore. 
 
 Just sittin' on the Velvet Settee... 
 Drinkin' Edward's brandy or Naomi's sherry... 
 Or maybe Mrs. Johnson's tea... 
 Here in Collinwood.    
 
 (Bridge)
 
 I know I've missed a slew of stars today.... 
 If I had the time, I could sing all day! 
 You know that in our hearts,
 we all do hold them dear... 
 And we can sing about them next year!
 
 
 (Whistling tune while going off stage) 
 
 
 
 
 Irene J. Casapulla
 Copyrights  2003-2005