Vicki - ("Mickey") -- First performed at the Dark Shadows Tarrytown Festival, 2004 Oh Vicki, you're so blind; why don't you ever use your mind?Hey Vicki, hey VickiOh Vicki, don't be dense; please use some common sense, Hey Vicki, hey VickiVicki, you are so naive; it's almost too much to believe, hey Vicki! Hey Vicki!He's only out at night; you never see him in the day Both Burke and Willie have told you to stay awayNow isn't that enough to set off a warning light, Vicki?Ever since he came to town, the local livestock bleeds and diesBut when he talks about the past, you just sit there mesmerized You could be the next victim of his bloody appetite, Vicki Oh Vicki, what a pity you don't understandThe real reason Barnabas can never get a tanOh Vicki, it's a shame you just don't understandYou're such an ingénue, VickiThe things you do, Vicki, ooh VickiCan't you get a clue, Vicki? Hey Vicki!Now when you travel back in time, it would be kinda dumbTo tell everyone you meet that the future's where you're fromUnless you want to hang you'd better keep your profile low, Vicki'Cause Reverend Trask and Abigail need someone to blameAnd Angelique's decided it's you she wants to frameNow if they ask if you hold séances, say it isn't so, Vicki Poor Vicki, it's too late you just don't understandPeter never should have put you on the witness standVicki, you're always saying, 'I don't understand'Well, you're the ingénue, VickiThe things you do, Vicki, ooh VickiGet yourself a clue, Vicki! Oh Vicki, you're so blind; can't you ever use your mind, hey Vicki, hey VickiOh Vicki, don't be dense; please use your common sense, Hey Vicki, hey VickiVicki, you are so naive; it's almost too much to believe, hey Vicki! Oh Vicki, you don't realize the mess you're in'Cause David is a menace and he should use RitalinIn a battle of wiles, I'm afraid you wouldn't winYou're such an ingénue, VickiThe things you do, Vicki, ooh VickiBetter get a clue, Vicki... Oh Vicki, it's too bad you'll never understand Why the search for your family didn't work out like you plannedYour identity's a mystery you'll never understandYou're just the ingénue, VickiThe things you do, Vicki, ooh VickiPlease get a clue, Vicki! Oh Vicki, what a pity you don't understandYou would be much better off without this kooky Collins clanOh Vicki, it's a shame you just don't understandYou're the ingénue, VickiThe things you do, Vicki, ooh VickiGet a clue, Vicki!
Amanda Trujillo
Copyright 2004
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